Thursday, March 26, 2009

Germany Invaded! :The Spread of Idiocy

Germany has a huge problem. A pest problem.

Here is a nice lie from a typical creationist:

'It's a well-known fact that scientists are abandoning evolution,'' he says. ''Creationism is like a cross to a vampire for evolutionists. Empirical scientists have already abandoned this theory and ... in a few years, it won't be in the science books anymore.''

But, alas, there is some light in Germany:

''That's a misunderstanding of science. People think that science is the same kind of knowledge as religious knowledge. It's not.''

Science, he says, depends on evidence and constantly tests its theories against new findings. Theories are challenged and thrown out if they don't stand up to scrutiny. Creationism, by contrast, is pure faith."

Read that again: "Theories are challenged and thrown out if they don't stand up to scrutiny. Creationism, by contrast, is pure faith."

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Pro-Life Scum of the Earth

Gingi Edmonds,a pro-life activist, uses the plane crash and subsequent death of 14 people, including 7 children, as a means of pushing a ridiculous religious agenda.
Edmonds writes,"What else is the mainstream news not telling you? The family who died in the crash near the location of the abortion victim's memorial, is the family of Irving 'Bud' Feldkamp, owner of the largest for-profit abortion chain in the nation."

We can see where this is heading. Someone on the wrong side of Edmonds "god" is stricken with a horrible curse, in this case the death of almost his entire family. Edmonds "warned him, for his children's sake, to wash his hands of the innocent blood he assisted in spilling because, as Scripture warns, if "you did not hate bloodshed, bloodshed will pursue you". (Ezekiel 35:6)
Seriously? What the fuck does that even mean? This logic is dangerous and frankly primitive. Edmonds is saying "Obey what my god says (in my personal interpretation) or feel his wrath. EVEN IF IT MEANS MY COMPASSIONATE AND LOVING GOD KILLS YOUR GRANDCHILDREN!"

Even if Edmonds' religious views and idea of god are correct,which i do not believe in any circumstance, then I would have to reject said god and tell him to fuck off.

It is truly sad that kids die and this bitch uses it to justify her beliefs.

Please send all sorts of email to her
Her website: Crazy Anti-abortionist scum

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Only Religion Can Save Humanity!!!

An op-ed piece from The Daily 49er (the definitive source for Cal State Long Beach News)by Becky Yeh slanders evolution and insults freethinkers everywhere.

"Evolution stems from naturalism and claims the origin of life occurred by random chance, and that mankind evolved from other species," writes Yeh, oblivious that evolution stems from evidence and ignorant to repeat the Ray Comfort lie that evolution occurred by "random chance."

"By neglecting a creator, life has no purpose and one will do what is ethically and morally right in their eyes. There is no governing set of rules to tell humans what is right or wrong." Has that occurred in Sweden, a highly non-believing country? Yeh's "governing set of rules" are,we presume, the Christian Bible. How dare she insult us by insinuating that the Bible somehow has steered humanity on a ethical course! Morality and ethics have changed throughout the journey of mankind; the Bible has, and will, remain static. To postulate that the Bible ensures moral, good behavior makes as much sense as saying that Hansel and Gretel compel us all to carry bread crumbs into the forest.

"[O]ne should consider that the effect of the theory of evolution on man’s worldview is bleak." Fey is either ignorant or purposely omitting the rapturous way in which the Earth is consumed by fire as written in the Book of Revelations. Bleak indeed.

Anti-Abortion Group Against Obama's Free Speech Right

The National Right to Life says NOBAMA to Notre Dame:

"Anthony J. Lauinger, National Right to Life Committee vice president, cites the president's support for abortion rights and expansion of stem cell research as disharmonious with the traditional Catholic university's core values."

Ugh, that we even have to cover this is disheartening. Why does traditional Catholic teaching always seem to run opposite to modern social norms? Because its irrelevant and dangerous.

Blasphemy Laws in

Sure we all knew blasphemy laws were on the books in a few states in the United States, but did we really think we would see them enforced?
That this is happening in our home state of Pennsylvania is even more disturbing.
Send hate mail to Pa Secretary of the Commonwealth Pedro Cortes (

Monday, March 23, 2009

Volcano Erupts in Alaska, Bobby Jindal Soils His Panties

Creationist Piyush "Bobby" Jindal awoke this morning to news of Mt. Redoubt's eruption in Alaska.
One wonders how the exorcist and part time governor of Louisiana reacted to the news. It wasn't that long ago that this godly man was touting the evils of volcano monitoring.
This is the problem when wacky creationists gain political power- dumb things happen. Jindal may try to sacrifice a Palin child to satisfy his god.

Eric Hovind Hurts His Brain Trying to Explain Absolute Truth

Eric Hovind and two of his tool friends are brainwashed beyond the realm of funniness. Yet, oddly enough, I still find them extremely entertaining. Eric loves the Ray Comfort bible which will "teach you how to evangelize the same way jesus christ did." Jesus Christ the mangod knew Kirk Cameron and bothered every human being he came across?

Another Creationist School Board Member

Oscar Thorsland makes a ridiculous statement:

"Science has no factual or valid answers for the origins of matter and life. So, why is it taboo to inform our students that there is overwhelming evidence for a master designer?"

Where is this "overwhelming evidence"? Why must creationists drag the topic of evolution into abiogenesis? Deliberate confusion?

Thorsland's full editiorial: