Friday, May 8, 2009

D'oh Dobson!

Should we just rename this "Daily Dumb Shit Dobson Does"?

As we saw yesterday Dumbson's wife was pissed at Obama for not praying enough or some shit (real quote: "We are disappointed in the lack of participation by the Obama administration.")

Turns out there is more to the story. Prayer event organizers demanded that only anti-abortion members of Obama's administration could come. There is one dude that fills that requirement and he didn't go.

Jimmy Dumbson said yesterday, "There are tens of millions of people praying across this country—40,000 prayer events taking place today. And yet for the first time since 1993, the White House did not even send a representative of the Cabinet to the National Day of Prayer."

Let's forget how useless prayer is and focus on his distortion of what happened. Go ahead and pray until your knuckles bleed, but please do not send misrepresentations of the facts into the public, you hypocritical clown.

Obama could not send a representative because, save for one person, no one in his administration would be ALLOWED to attended due to the prayer events own stipulations. Remember Dumbson, we won.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Another Dumb Dobson

Shirley Dobson, the wife of our buddy Jimmy Dumbson, is pissed at Obama for not making a huge to do about the National Day of Prayer:

"We are disappointed in the lack of participation by the Obama administration," said task force chairwoman Shirley Dobson, wife of Focus on the Family founder James Dobson. "At this time in our country's history, we would hope our President would recognize more fully the importance of prayer."

Please tell us Shirley, what is the importance of prayer? Is there any evidence for prayers to be answered? Um, not really.

Why not discard the National Day of Prayer and start a National Day of Wish Upon a Star? The results would be the same.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

East Jesus Nowhere

Thankfully we have a super giant rock band trying to stir shit up. Green Day's new album (due out May 15th) includes this rant against religion: East Jesus Nowhere.

Shit, Dobson is Back

Dobson, you fucking ignorant slut: you incite hate and violence against others that disagree with your fucking lame ass holy book. Once you are dead less venom will be spewed out to the mass of sheep you keep. YOU are what is wrong with this world.

If there ever was a Jesus, I'm sure he would be the first in line to tell you to fuck off and die.