Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Special Report: Idiot America

Idiot America is out in full force these days. Seeing that these folks reproduce at a much higher level then intelligent, rational folk by 2027 America will be 90% mentally delayed. This is from an article from the Wall St. Journal:

Outside, the gathering verged on a street brawl. The opposing forces lined up like screaming armies on either side of the street, about 1,000 people a side. Diane Campbell of Kingston, N.H., held a sign with Mr. Obama's face superimposed on a Nazi storm trooper, a sign, she said, that was made by her chronically ill mother.

Her mother's hereditary autoimmune disease is treated with expensive transfusions of gamma globulin, paid for by Medicare. Her sister, Louise, was born with no arms and one leg, and is also covered by Medicare, the government-run, health-insurance program for the elderly and disabled.

"Adolf Hitler was for exterminating the weak, not just the Jews and stuff, and socialism -- that's what's going to happen."

The fiery feeble minded people who once only believed in Creationism, 9/11 cover ups, and other relatively harmless ideas are now doused with the irrational gasoline of Nazism, Socialism and Social Darwinism. These Idiot Americans have no chance of NOT believe this crap due to their low functioning brains and critical thinking skills.

We fear Idiot America could strike at anytime.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Colbert Report Features Kent Hovind

Kent Hovind and Dinosaur Adventure Land were featured on The Colbert Report. Enjoy.

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Yahweh or No Way - Dinosaur Adventure Land & Black Market Kidneys
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Sunday, August 9, 2009

Killers OK with God

Church says God will hold Pa. gunman accountable

Fundies at the County Fair

We found a lot of fundies at the local fair. This guy in the jebus
tshirt had a bunch of little kids wearing identical shirts with him.
Another fundie handed out fake million dollar bills with Obama's face
on one side and the other had a Ray Comfort tract printed. Way to race-
bait Fundies!

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Real Americans are Getting Pissed

From world net daily, crazy christian propaganda website, comes this

We need to watch these crazies- they are dangerous.

Palin is Batshit Crazy!

Dumbass Christian and Ex-gov Palin is afraid of Obama's Death Panels which could kill her child. Are people really buying into this bullshit?

Thursday, August 6, 2009

The New War

We declare unholy war on Glenn Beck. Go here to make him lose sponsors.

The Bible: The Glorious Fucked Upped Word of God

1 Samuel 18:27 (New King James Version)

27 therefore David arose and went, he and his men, and killed two hundred men of the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full count to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him Michal his daughter as a wife

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Devil Breaks Pope's Wrist

Yep the Pope broke his wrist and now cannot pray or, we assume, masturbate himself or young men.

PZ over at our favorite blog, Pharyngula, breaks down how retarded the Catholic Church really is.

(We just moved our headquarters from the east coast to the west coast but should be up and fully running in a jiffy.)

Friday, May 8, 2009

D'oh Dobson!

Should we just rename this "Daily Dumb Shit Dobson Does"?

As we saw yesterday Dumbson's wife was pissed at Obama for not praying enough or some shit (real quote: "We are disappointed in the lack of participation by the Obama administration.")

Turns out there is more to the story. Prayer event organizers demanded that only anti-abortion members of Obama's administration could come. There is one dude that fills that requirement and he didn't go.

Jimmy Dumbson said yesterday, "There are tens of millions of people praying across this country—40,000 prayer events taking place today. And yet for the first time since 1993, the White House did not even send a representative of the Cabinet to the National Day of Prayer."

Let's forget how useless prayer is and focus on his distortion of what happened. Go ahead and pray until your knuckles bleed, but please do not send misrepresentations of the facts into the public, you hypocritical clown.

Obama could not send a representative because, save for one person, no one in his administration would be ALLOWED to attended due to the prayer events own stipulations. Remember Dumbson, we won.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Another Dumb Dobson

Shirley Dobson, the wife of our buddy Jimmy Dumbson, is pissed at Obama for not making a huge to do about the National Day of Prayer:

"We are disappointed in the lack of participation by the Obama administration," said task force chairwoman Shirley Dobson, wife of Focus on the Family founder James Dobson. "At this time in our country's history, we would hope our President would recognize more fully the importance of prayer."

Please tell us Shirley, what is the importance of prayer? Is there any evidence for prayers to be answered? Um, not really.

Why not discard the National Day of Prayer and start a National Day of Wish Upon a Star? The results would be the same.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

East Jesus Nowhere

Thankfully we have a super giant rock band trying to stir shit up. Green Day's new album (due out May 15th) includes this rant against religion: East Jesus Nowhere.

Shit, Dobson is Back

Dobson, you fucking ignorant slut: you incite hate and violence against others that disagree with your fucking lame ass holy book. Once you are dead less venom will be spewed out to the mass of sheep you keep. YOU are what is wrong with this world.

If there ever was a Jesus, I'm sure he would be the first in line to tell you to fuck off and die.

Sunday, April 12, 2009


Happy Easter heathens! James Dobson, the evil ex-leader of the hate group "Focus on the Family," has admitted that the conservative religious right has lost the culture war!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!! Now we only need that douche to tell Bobby Jindal, Rick Warren, Tony Blair, Sarah Palin, Kent Hovind, Ken Ham, etc to shut the fuck up. You guys lost. Suck it up bitches!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Germany Invaded! :The Spread of Idiocy

Germany has a huge problem. A pest problem.

Here is a nice lie from a typical creationist:

'It's a well-known fact that scientists are abandoning evolution,'' he says. ''Creationism is like a cross to a vampire for evolutionists. Empirical scientists have already abandoned this theory and ... in a few years, it won't be in the science books anymore.''

But, alas, there is some light in Germany:

''That's a misunderstanding of science. People think that science is the same kind of knowledge as religious knowledge. It's not.''

Science, he says, depends on evidence and constantly tests its theories against new findings. Theories are challenged and thrown out if they don't stand up to scrutiny. Creationism, by contrast, is pure faith."

Read that again: "Theories are challenged and thrown out if they don't stand up to scrutiny. Creationism, by contrast, is pure faith."

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Pro-Life Scum of the Earth

Gingi Edmonds,a pro-life activist, uses the plane crash and subsequent death of 14 people, including 7 children, as a means of pushing a ridiculous religious agenda.
Edmonds writes,"What else is the mainstream news not telling you? The family who died in the crash near the location of the abortion victim's memorial, is the family of Irving 'Bud' Feldkamp, owner of the largest for-profit abortion chain in the nation."

We can see where this is heading. Someone on the wrong side of Edmonds "god" is stricken with a horrible curse, in this case the death of almost his entire family. Edmonds "warned him, for his children's sake, to wash his hands of the innocent blood he assisted in spilling because, as Scripture warns, if "you did not hate bloodshed, bloodshed will pursue you". (Ezekiel 35:6)
Seriously? What the fuck does that even mean? This logic is dangerous and frankly primitive. Edmonds is saying "Obey what my god says (in my personal interpretation) or feel his wrath. EVEN IF IT MEANS MY COMPASSIONATE AND LOVING GOD KILLS YOUR GRANDCHILDREN!"

Even if Edmonds' religious views and idea of god are correct,which i do not believe in any circumstance, then I would have to reject said god and tell him to fuck off.

It is truly sad that kids die and this bitch uses it to justify her beliefs.

Please send all sorts of email to her
Her website: Crazy Anti-abortionist scum

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Only Religion Can Save Humanity!!!

An op-ed piece from The Daily 49er (the definitive source for Cal State Long Beach News)by Becky Yeh slanders evolution and insults freethinkers everywhere.

"Evolution stems from naturalism and claims the origin of life occurred by random chance, and that mankind evolved from other species," writes Yeh, oblivious that evolution stems from evidence and ignorant to repeat the Ray Comfort lie that evolution occurred by "random chance."

"By neglecting a creator, life has no purpose and one will do what is ethically and morally right in their eyes. There is no governing set of rules to tell humans what is right or wrong." Has that occurred in Sweden, a highly non-believing country? Yeh's "governing set of rules" are,we presume, the Christian Bible. How dare she insult us by insinuating that the Bible somehow has steered humanity on a ethical course! Morality and ethics have changed throughout the journey of mankind; the Bible has, and will, remain static. To postulate that the Bible ensures moral, good behavior makes as much sense as saying that Hansel and Gretel compel us all to carry bread crumbs into the forest.

"[O]ne should consider that the effect of the theory of evolution on man’s worldview is bleak." Fey is either ignorant or purposely omitting the rapturous way in which the Earth is consumed by fire as written in the Book of Revelations. Bleak indeed.

Anti-Abortion Group Against Obama's Free Speech Right

The National Right to Life says NOBAMA to Notre Dame:

"Anthony J. Lauinger, National Right to Life Committee vice president, cites the president's support for abortion rights and expansion of stem cell research as disharmonious with the traditional Catholic university's core values."

Ugh, that we even have to cover this is disheartening. Why does traditional Catholic teaching always seem to run opposite to modern social norms? Because its irrelevant and dangerous.

Blasphemy Laws in

Sure we all knew blasphemy laws were on the books in a few states in the United States, but did we really think we would see them enforced?
That this is happening in our home state of Pennsylvania is even more disturbing.
Send hate mail to Pa Secretary of the Commonwealth Pedro Cortes (

Monday, March 23, 2009

Volcano Erupts in Alaska, Bobby Jindal Soils His Panties

Creationist Piyush "Bobby" Jindal awoke this morning to news of Mt. Redoubt's eruption in Alaska.
One wonders how the exorcist and part time governor of Louisiana reacted to the news. It wasn't that long ago that this godly man was touting the evils of volcano monitoring.
This is the problem when wacky creationists gain political power- dumb things happen. Jindal may try to sacrifice a Palin child to satisfy his god.

Eric Hovind Hurts His Brain Trying to Explain Absolute Truth

Eric Hovind and two of his tool friends are brainwashed beyond the realm of funniness. Yet, oddly enough, I still find them extremely entertaining. Eric loves the Ray Comfort bible which will "teach you how to evangelize the same way jesus christ did." Jesus Christ the mangod knew Kirk Cameron and bothered every human being he came across?

Another Creationist School Board Member

Oscar Thorsland makes a ridiculous statement:

"Science has no factual or valid answers for the origins of matter and life. So, why is it taboo to inform our students that there is overwhelming evidence for a master designer?"

Where is this "overwhelming evidence"? Why must creationists drag the topic of evolution into abiogenesis? Deliberate confusion?

Thorsland's full editiorial:

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Coming soon

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