D'oh Dobson!

Should we just rename this "Daily Dumb Shit Dobson Does"?

As we saw yesterday Dumbson's wife was pissed at Obama for not praying enough or some shit (real quote: "We are disappointed in the lack of participation by the Obama administration.")

Turns out there is more to the story. Prayer event organizers demanded that only anti-abortion members of Obama's administration could come. There is one dude that fills that requirement and he didn't go.

Jimmy Dumbson said yesterday, "There are tens of millions of people praying across this country—40,000 prayer events taking place today. And yet for the first time since 1993, the White House did not even send a representative of the Cabinet to the National Day of Prayer."

Let's forget how useless prayer is and focus on his distortion of what happened. Go ahead and pray until your knuckles bleed, but please do not send misrepresentations of the facts into the public, you hypocritical clown.

Obama could not send a representative because, save for one person, no one in his administration would be ALLOWED to attended due to the prayer events own stipulations. Remember Dumbson, we won.

WE WON!!!

Happy Easter heathens! James Dobson, the evil ex-leader of the hate group "Focus on the Family," has admitted that the conservative religious right has lost the culture war!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!! Now we only need that douche to tell Bobby Jindal, Rick Warren, Tony Blair, Sarah Palin, Kent Hovind, Ken Ham, etc to shut the fuck up. You guys lost. Suck it up bitches!

Eric Hovind Hurts His Brain Trying to Explain Absolute Truth

Eric Hovind and two of his tool friends are brainwashed beyond the realm of funniness. Yet, oddly enough, I still find them extremely entertaining. Eric loves the Ray Comfort bible which will "teach you how to evangelize the same way jesus christ did." Jesus Christ the mangod knew Kirk Cameron and bothered every human being he came across?